Studying for a Naval Science 3 Midterm...

from the lecture notes:

From Actual Royal Marine Fitness Reports:
- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
- Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
- Sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- He carries out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
- This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
- I would not breed from this officer.

I love these classes :)